Who, me?

Clinton - Bill, that is - has nothing on this guy.

“Now the Republicans are saying that I'm calling them enemies” quoth The Immaculate One.  

Ummmm.... yah, the Republicans ARE saying that.  Because it's... true! 

But don't worry, we just misunderstood him:
“And I said, well, you can't punish your friends when — the folks who’ve been supporting it. Now, I did also say if you're going to punish somebody, punish your enemies, and I probably should have used the word ‘opponents’ instead of ‘enemies.’ Now the Republicans are saying that I'm calling them enemies. What I'm saying is you’re an opponent of this particular provision, comprehensive immigration reform, which is something very different."  (Full story: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1110/44508.html)

Oh, excuse us.  How dare we think that you consider us to be "enemies", nothing else you've said or done has given that impression.  Ler us slink back to our guns and religion - and cling to them bitterly!

Tomorrow we begin to take back America.  2012 cannot come soon enough.  Let's hope America has learned her lesson in time.  Another four years of an inexperienced out-of-touch elitist might be too much for us to overcome. (Did I mention he's a socialist?)